100 years

Before the big party, my grandmother asks me to do her makeup. Her hands are too shaky, she explains, as she hands me a tube of foundation that looks too tan. I squeeze a tiny amount onto my fingertip and feather and blend in the worn light of her bathroom. She asks for rouge – actually calling it that – and hands me a tube of cheap lipstick. Let me go get my makeup bag, I say. Ok, she says.

My fingers carefully navigate the suddenly unfamiliar terrain of her face. When did her skin get so soft, so thin? When is the last time I’ve touched anyone’s face besides my own and my little girl’s? My grandmother closes her eyes while I work with brushes and pencils and the foamy tip of an eyeshadow wand. I alternate between worrying she’ll look garish and no different at all. When I’m done, she turns to the mirror and says to herself You are old but she smiles and seems pleased.

Five of us pile into my dad’s car and head into the city for this big party. It’s a 100 year celebration for a social club my grandmother joined shortly after she emigrated to this country in the Fifties. I spent a half dozen of the longest evenings of my life in this hall when my brother and I were kids. We were surrounded by old people who smiled a lot and spoke a language we couldn’t understand. They served plates of steaming gray sausages and beef rolls that resembled dog turds but fortunately did not taste like them (I assume).

This might be a good place to back up and explain there’s a generation missing. My dad is not my grandmother’s son. He is her ex son-in-law. My mother died from cancer when I was just over a year old. She was my grandmother’s only daughter. My grandmother never got over that one, I can tell you. My dad remarried eventually and my brother and I grew up with a good woman who I have always known as Mom. My dad, good people that he is, still helps my grandmother with things like taxes and escorting her to 100 year celebrations.

When we get to the hall for this shindig, the foyer is in chaos. I have to root through my purse to find our tickets. We give up our coats to women in folk costumes who usher us to a table and hold out tiny glasses of something. It’s Vityra, a honey liqueur. Oh, no thank you, I say. Here, a woman says and extends the glass again. I don’t drink, I say. Everyone’s wearing tight smiles to mask the sudden awkwardness and confusion. Another woman steps in and says Just a tiny sip like I’ve hit 41 and never tried alcohol. I start to feel indignant, a little hysterical even. She says to me, It will help for the next room. You are sadly mistaken I want to say, but I refuse again and this time it sticks and the others take their shot and toast. Ten seconds feels like ten rounds. I feel oddly fortified to face the next room.

The doors swing open and the room sucks us in. An unsmiling photographer snaps our photograph, only I don’t realize until he tells us we can go. If I ever see the picture, I’m certain I’ll be staring open mouthed at the ceiling or wall. The hall is magnificent. I haven’t been here in over 20 years and it looks better than I remember or imagined. The afternoon sun filters through golden curtains and everyone looks airbrushed and perfect.


I drink Cokes with the girls. Normally I would drink Diet, but today I’m letting my hair down. I take pictures of the hall. My grandmother finds old friends to talk to, so my dad and girls and I head up three flights of stairs to a museum that needs its own museum. I snap about 200 pictures, all of which I’m going to share with you right now.

IMG_0033Oh, just kidding. Sorry if I gave you a scare.

My kids were the first to fade. Kids these days have no stamina for folk carvings and dolls that probably come to life and dance quaintly. Here’s the moment they realize my 88 year-old grandmother is halfway up the first landing.

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I feel like we’d been caught going out for ice cream without her. It’s too many stairs, I say. It’s really cold up there, my oldest points out helpfully. There’s old dolls, my youngest says unhelpfully. My dad’s no help because he’s still upstairs talking to the curator, but my grandmother doesn’t seem interested in the museum anyway. I help her back down and an older gentleman passes us and she whispers to me He wanted to marry your mother.

She says this again later about another man that stops by our table. He introduces himself to me as the man responsible for getting my mother and father together. I tell him thank you very much because if not for him, my girls and I wouldn’t be here. When he leaves my grandmother tells me he too wanted to marry my mother but he was too short for her.

100 year celebrations are maybe only somewhat surprisingly filled with speeches. A congressman, an ambassador, and a former hall president give speeches. Only one is in english. It sounds like the start of a joke, and the punchline is quaint folk dancing. The jarring accordion starts while we’re in the restroom. It looks like it did 20 years ago. I know it’s bad form to post pictures of restrooms on blogs, but I already worked dog turds into this post and hope you’ll understand.


If not for the overpowering funk of air freshener, I might have pulled up a chair to take it all in. My grandmother swears it was renovated recently. When we get older, do all the decades bleed together?

After all the speeches and folk dancing, my grandmother wants to walk up to the buffet line and serve herself. They’re calling tables by number, we explain. I see several white-haired renegades totter over with their chinette plates. When you get to a certain age, maybe you realize rules are for rubes. Maybe you hit enough buffets that ran out early.

The salad is the best I’ve ever had. The cake has almond paste and layers and looks like it took someone a long time to make. The kids don’t eat much. I sneak them bland things I brought from home and let them fill up on marble cake with white frosting that someone mercifully put out by the coffee. My grandmother eats everything on her plate and wraps fried dough pastries in a napkin and puts them in her sequined purse to take home. Just when I think the night can’t get any better, a man about my age with spiky hair sets up on stage and plays electric guitar and sings Lithuanian rock songs.

My youngest one wants to dance. This kid, she won’t take no for an answer about anything, so I don’t try too hard. We’re one of two “couples” “dancing”. She likes me to twirl her around so that you or I would vomit. Kids just get crazier when you spin them that fast. She’s like a tiny top of madness and it doesn’t matter that I can’t barely dance the hokey pokey because I’m really enjoying myself. It’s a good thing I don’t drink because I’d never be able to handle these spins, I think.

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Soon the dance floor is cramped. This crowd knows just what to do and forms a giant circle. People wearing black hats are allowed to dance inside it. I don’t understand the rules, but we all abide. After the dance breaks up, my grandmother greets an old friend with a hug.

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We don’t stay too much longer. I’m the first one ready to leave. My grandmother is the last. She says my dad doesn’t want to leave. She says he and my mother used to go dancing all the time before they had kids. Eventually we get our coats and head out into the cold dark night in a huddle to keep warm.

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  1. Those dolls look eerily like the dolls at Koziar’s Christmas Village. Thank you for the bathroom pic, it might just be my favorite one of all. Your Dad sounds like the kind of guy I want my daughter to marry, you are so lucky to have him. What an uplifting and delightful read, and on a day that I really needed it. Thanks Kristen!

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  2. What a funny and touching post! Thanks for the evening out with loved ones and memories. I sometimes still get that little sense of panic too when someone pushes me to explain why I don’t drink. I have a little schtick now though, so it’s easier……as if declining a drink were something that owed an explanation…..

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  3. Brilliant Kristen, you have such a way of involving the reader. Loved the heart-felt descriptions of family and their various funny little ways. A family person remains a family person and it is obvious to all you fit this type of person.
    Thanks for sharing such an experience with us, it was great to read. B

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  4. I’ve always wondered about those white-haired renegades! I’m such a rule follower that it makes me squirm when they break form. I have to mirror the other comments and say that I too could hear the music playing as I read this. Beautiful writing!

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  5. “When we get older, do all the decades bleed together?”

    Finally, you have put words to vague feelings that tickle my brain from time to time. This post was magical and nostalgic and warm…a warmth of family, food, love and dancing. The photos, the girls and Grandma. I think I love that woman 🙂

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    1. I quite recently had the same idea. I’ll put in some hours at the workshop (kitchen counter) and see what happens. I’d never counted that others would connect with my grandmother stories. Thanks for this vote of confidence.


      1. You’re such a beautiful writer and the stories about your grandmother touch us all so sweetly. I think it’s the perfect subject. I’d love to know more about her life. And what a beautiful way for the two of you to connect on a deeper level.


      2. She has fascinating stories. I’d been fixated on finding the time for us to sit down at her kitchen table so I can record her, but the problem is she lives hours away and I have kids and a job and, well, you know how it is. So this morning after replying to your comment this idea popped into my head: just freaking call her and do it on the phone and take notes. She’ll love it and it’ll be easy and if I get some details wrong, it’s okay. It will also keep both of us busy for awhile, a win-win if ever there was. So I really appreciate your comment and encouragement. It means a lot.

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  6. Key K – first of all – I read a fe wot the comments and I just heard a show on npr (on a long drive to take my son to meet w his bb team) – and well, the guy used to correspond with a mathematician (don;t have the whole scoop) but as the guy aged – he went and recorded a chat with him – and when that part came on it gave me chills – oh wow – and I hope you get a fe recordings (phone, in person, etc.) of this sweet woman!

    I also agree with the other commenters about feeling the music and just enjoying the way you took us through the event – the pics made it come to life – (two thumbs up for the decor in that restroom) and again tasty little nuggets of humor or social observances that really layer your writing. 🙂


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